LARK

the floor was last read 07:22 utc · the 60 most-traded pools on this chain · 13 on the bar · 12 settled

Silhouettes in vintage attire raising glasses under neon strips as a stunt is performed

stamp the ones you want to see happen

No napkin is on the tally. The one with the most stamps on it is carried up at the next reading.

on the bar13 napkins · 50 per page

No.The napkinThe floor countsStamps
14Get 1 different pools traded in in the Robinhood brand cluster within 24 hours.house napkinpools traded in · Robinhood brand · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

15Get 1 different pools traded in in the science and space cluster within 24 hours.house napkinpools traded in · science and space · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

16Get 25,000 different wallets buying in the AI and agents cluster within 24 hours.house napkindistinct buyers · AI and agents · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

17Put 400,000 trades through anywhere on this chain within 6 hours.house napkintrades · whole chain · h60

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

18Get 300 different wallets buying in the internet culture cluster within 6 hours.house napkindistinct buyers · internet culture · h60

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

19Get 6,000 different wallets selling in the food cluster within 24 hours.house napkindistinct sellers · food · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

20Get 10 different pools traded in in the AI and agents cluster within 6 hours.house napkinpools traded in · AI and agents · h60

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

21Get 9,000 different wallets buying in the CashCat and cats cluster within 24 hours.house napkindistinct buyers · CashCat and cats · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

22Put 10,000 trades through in the classic animals cluster within 6 hours.house napkintrades · classic animals · h60

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

23Get 1,500 different wallets buying in the stonks and Wall Street cluster within 6 hours.house napkindistinct buyers · stonks and Wall Street · h60

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

24Get 6,000 different wallets selling in the hardware and objects cluster within 24 hours.house napkindistinct sellers · hardware and objects · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

25Get 30 different pools traded in in the money and getting rich cluster within 1 hour.house napkinpools traded in · money and getting rich · h10

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

26Get 2,500 different wallets buying in the games and betting cluster within 24 hours.house napkindistinct buyers · games and betting · h240

one clink, chalked onto the tally · no gas · no approval

slide a napkin under the door

Get 120 different wallets buying in the hardware and objects cluster within 24 hours.

The sentence is built from the fields, so a napkin the floor cannot settle cannot be slipped under the door.

the floor refuses, always

  • · a price, a market cap or any valuation target
  • · a holder count — this chain's explorer is behind a challenge page and the number cannot be read honestly
  • · one token address to buy: every counter spans a cluster
  • · anything the floor cannot read on a schedule

how the floor settles a napkin

  1. 1 · The napkin with the most stamps is carried up at the next reading. Its target is frozen against the reading that carried it.
  2. 2 · While it performs, the counter is read every five minutes over the 60 most-traded pools on this chain, and every reading is kept with the minute it was taken.
  3. 3 · At the deadline the record settles on the reading taken at the deadline — the only one whose rolling window is the napkin's own window.
  4. 4 · A window the floor could not see for more than a quarter of its length settles unseen, and says for how long.
  5. 5 · Nothing is resettled afterwards. the method in full →